Tuesday, October 04, 2011
Let's face it, the crap won't stop coming. No matter how much you bat away, there will always be others flying at you. The best part is, they're all coming from different directions. You hit one away, pat yourself on the head and then get knocked out by one flying at you from behind.
What are you supposed to do? Well installing shields for a start. But that'd require you to get hit while your hands are too busy building the shield to defend yourself.
Find the source of the crap and shut it down. Well this seems like a great idea...until you realise that it's not A source of crap, it's SOURCES of crap. OMG. So you start shutting them down one by one. But the more you shut down, the more spring up. It's like you're fighting the hydra!!
Sigh. What to do. No, jumping into that hole isn't gonna help shield you, because that hole is filled with things that are even worse.
Climb that mountain Sau... there's a button on top that says "push to temporarily stop crap".
Well yes but temporary is better than nothing!
....okay maybe running up was a bad idea. Still, please pick yourself up from the ground and try again, slowly this time. DON'T PUNCH THE MOUNTAIN...why one earth would you do that?!
Well in the small chance that you succeed in bringing down the whole mountain, don't you think the button up there might be destroyed too? Geez, where's your common sense...oh fine I guess it does suck to be constantly hit by crap.
I'll have to leave you for now, Sau. Don't worry, I'll be back.
Don't whine, just save your energy for the climb.
::Tuesday, October 04, 2011